Citizen Screwed & The Eye of God Nebula
Is
the universe flat? According to some astrophysicists, cosmologists
and NASA scientists, the potential for a flat universe is a
possibility not to be discounted.
This
and other highly unorthodox theories about our universe can and have
totally upended our conventional beliefs about reality - just as
Einstein's General Theory of Relativity in another era upended Isaac
Newton's once held sacrosanct scientific observations. And now
Einstein's own theories are coming in to question with each new
discovery concerning the complexities of the cosmos.
Like
for instance the possibility that we live in a multiverse as opposed
to a single universe. And that we humans - as carbon based life forms
can - like sub atomic particles - exist in more than one place at a
time, living out alternate scenarios of our lives - not as
reincarnated beings as some believe - but as living entities with
duplicate versions of ourselves replicated throughout the cosmos in a
series of parallel universes.
Parallel
universes which, by traveling through time, can be accessed through
portals, wormholes or even by some serendipitous fleeting thought or
signature psychic signpost.
In
some extreme cases - a parallel universe in which, though separate
and normally inaccessible, a couch potato can share the same living
room space with prehistoric mastodons from an unseen invisible
alternate dimension. The not-so-simple fact is when it comes to the
cosmos, "It's a jungle out there."
Impossible
you say? Ridiculous? Absurd? The looney tune ravings of some
non-compos-mentis! Hardly - but rather the seriously contemplated
theories held by the most brilliant minds of the 21st century, who
are even now recreating The Big Bang in search of the mysterious and
elusive God Particle.
According
to the late Carl Sagan and author of the science fiction novel
Contact - "somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be
known."
There's
a strange serendipitous synchronicity between science and certain
long standing myths, legends and tall tales which tend to support the
veracity of the unearthly aspects of fables and shaggy dog stories.
Stories that might have once been considered the product of
overactive imaginations and mankind's unrelenting efforts to escape
the limited spectrum of linear reality. Now lo and behold the
frontiers of science have finally elevated the fairy tale aspects of
reality above what astrophysicists call "The Giggle Factor."
Seers,
story tellers, sages, shamans and yes, even born-again Barnum's can
reveal their truths without fear of ridicule or the Herculean effort
of a suspension of disbelief.
And
so in keeping with the words of William Shakespeare who expressed the
following sentiments long before space travel was even a gleam in
Werner Von Brawn's eye. "There are more things in heaven and
earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."
The
Millennial Shakespeare Of Advertising
and
New
Age Princess Of Humbug
proudly
presents
Gypsy
Barnum's Apocryphal Theatre
of
The
Marvelous, The Unexplained and The Absurd
featuring
The
Surreal Super Heroes of A Lost Kaleidoscope Frontier
and
The
Cosmic Misadventures
of
The
Leader Of The Paranormal Pack
The Mad, Machiavellian "Mama Mazeppa"
The Mad, Machiavellian "Mama Mazeppa"
Galloping
Bitch Goddess & Matriarchal Dominatrix
of
Her
Own Self Styled Utopian Underworld
An
Arch Anarchist Alternate Outlaw Dimension
In
The Primitive & Perilous Parallel Universe
of
